big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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