problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i just had sex bonerless
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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