That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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