you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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