Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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