i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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