He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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