Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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