i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
