Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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