its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Randomize
