it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Randomize
