just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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