I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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