Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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