i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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