let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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