just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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