Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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