p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Randomize
