I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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