Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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