guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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