Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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