It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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