Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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