i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize