It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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