that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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