No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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