Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
