So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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