I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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