Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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