1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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