actually, I'm a sock model
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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