it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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