i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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