ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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