Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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