Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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