I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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