Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
