woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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