I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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