I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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