Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Rumble strips road head = magical
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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