I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
420 ftw
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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