they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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