I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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