I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Sponge bath it is.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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