Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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