So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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