What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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